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# Are you grooming us, Griffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I'm too lazy to do it properly
parts 2 and 3 of this plan is find sex and location. Then I'll plot it on google maps and go stalk the nearest one that 'fits'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# How do I remove my vote?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# send an SAE to
Griffy Savalas
Room 1
Ward X
Secure Wing
Swindon Hospital for the Criminally Naughty
Swindon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Done.
I hope nothing devious comes of this.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# *starts carving a response*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Oh, an engraving. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I just wish she'd stay still
and stop screaming. It's giving me one of my headaches
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Crucify her to the floor
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# something's gone wrong with the matrix
I've just been emailed the newsletter before it's been posted on /board
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# ooo, get you
'preferred customer'

I've never subscribed, and now I feel guilty about it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# "guilty"
or "left out"?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# "nobby no mates"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# silly bilbo
It's Saturday already
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *lughs uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# that's what happened to that Latvian bloke in Canada
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Judging by the results
he'd do better selling life insurance.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Or teaching you maths.
BUUUUUURRRRN!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# You smell of wee.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# That's a low blow, Mr Sausage.
A low blow.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Oh, I'll show you a low blow.
But you have to shower first.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I *love love love* your handle
Mmmm sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# They're like cocks
only they're not attached to wankers
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:39, archived)