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# Fine then
*puts pants back on*
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Good Tribs.
Now fetch me ice-cream.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# But it's all the way over there
in the kitchen. Don't wanna!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# While you are at it fetch me a zoom.
Or a fab. Either's good, so long as it's a strawberry fab.
NONE OF THAT YUCKY ORANGE FAB SHIT THAT SOUNDED NICE WHEN I BOUGHT IT BUT WAS IN FACT HORRIBLE AND WRONG
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Bloomin' 'eck
Anyone else want an ice cream while I'm on my feet?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# There is a cat in my garden and it looks quite hot. Get him one too.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Cats like ice cream
Hmm, fish flavour ice cream for kitties. Could be onto a winner there.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Recipe for ice lollies for cats:
Ingredients: 1 pint of milk, 1 tin of whiskas (choose your cat's favourite flavour).
Place ingredients in a blender and blend for 20 seconds.
Pour into ice lolly mould and place in freezer for 4 hours.
Serves 3 cats.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Hmm, maybe not milk
A lot of cats get lactose-intolerence runnybum from it. Try cream.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
# If your cat is lactose-intolerant then try using pig jizz instead.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# If your cat is Muhammed then try substituting pig jizz with cow jizz
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:51, archived)