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# Why is it always raining in my pics? Because you're gay, that's why.


C for B, muddy funsters. It's time to celebrate Joe Scaramanga's last few days of bachelorhood!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 22 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Lovely. It's really nice and sunny outside. Why don't you go outside?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# It's fucking raining blood dude.
Can you not see that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# It's not in Birmingham. Where exactly are you?

Here?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Somewhere rather grimmer I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Das ist just vot I'm lidderally aboot tea dee, as Meesta Joe, he'sa having a barbie queue.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Warm and sunny here
AND I've been outside. In the sun.

Now I'm relaxing with a huge bag of pick n' mix.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# It's too fucking hot, that's what it is.
*grumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Fine then
*puts pants back on*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Good Tribs.
Now fetch me ice-cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# But it's all the way over there
in the kitchen. Don't wanna!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# While you are at it fetch me a zoom.
Or a fab. Either's good, so long as it's a strawberry fab.
NONE OF THAT YUCKY ORANGE FAB SHIT THAT SOUNDED NICE WHEN I BOUGHT IT BUT WAS IN FACT HORRIBLE AND WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Bloomin' 'eck
Anyone else want an ice cream while I'm on my feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# There is a cat in my garden and it looks quite hot. Get him one too.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Cats like ice cream
Hmm, fish flavour ice cream for kitties. Could be onto a winner there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Recipe for ice lollies for cats:
Ingredients: 1 pint of milk, 1 tin of whiskas (choose your cat's favourite flavour).
Place ingredients in a blender and blend for 20 seconds.
Pour into ice lolly mould and place in freezer for 4 hours.
Serves 3 cats.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Hmm, maybe not milk
A lot of cats get lactose-intolerence runnybum from it. Try cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
# If your cat is lactose-intolerant then try using pig jizz instead.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# If your cat is Muhammed then try substituting pig jizz with cow jizz
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# I like your rainy picture.
And you're right, I'm usually very gay. The grumpiness and swearing are just a front, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Crystal Gay-le?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# This is a reference to something I've never heard of, isn't it?
Also: want ice-cream now!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Kids of today, tchhh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Gayle

If you can get over here I'll get you some ice cream.
Although it might be cheaper to go to your local supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Nice :D
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(herman:D, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Stop pissing on buildings.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:28, archived)