A really big stick.
A big fuck off shitty stick with bastard ugly fat bird face pummeling pointy bits.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 23 May 2010, 18:18,
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they might thank you for improving their looks
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 23 May 2010, 18:19,
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I don't think you would improve their looks
if you set fire to their faces then put them out with a golf shoe.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 23 May 2010, 18:24,
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