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# look at these two hideous creatures..
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:02, archived)
# hey man, dis aint b da facebook ur lookin' for
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# hard to say which one's the bowler and which is the wicketkeeper
if i had to guess, i'd say the one with the tattoos is the bowler
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# my kinda woman
tattoo'd to fuck
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:13, archived)
# shade in the summer
warmth in the winter
and moving pictures all year round!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# thats all kinds of messed up
I like how she can't be bothered to get rid of the cig for a 60 second photo shoot.

And come on lady, they haven't made glasses like that since 1987.

And the one on the right is saying "Yeah, I use the *whole* fist."
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# I think the cig is a statement of cool.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:13, archived)
# or cancer
or cool cancer.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I don't fancy yours much.
Oh shit! That leaves me with the other one.
*runs away*
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# they are both mine
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Sweet!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# scary thing is, they are both wearing strap-ons
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# looks like
an alternate reality to Gimme Gimme Gimme
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# It's that woman who poses woodenly in a wide variety of offensive sweaters and gold lame leggings
possibly as some kind of performance art. Can't remember her name.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# click for bigger?
no thanks
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# ^ this hahahahah
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
#

(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# San & Tracy?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:12, archived)
# The Last Turkey in the Shop. Page 140
Tracy: Ave ye tried these crotchless knickers, San?

San: Aye I've got some of them. Dead good they are. They're not very erotic, but if you put 'em on back t' front then you don't 'ave to take 'em off to 'ave a shit.

Tracy: Wot? There's no problem in taking your knickers off to 'ave a shit San.

San: It is if your in Dixon's doorway.

(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# haha...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:28, archived)
# :D:D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Hahah:D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# I can't even tell what you've shopped.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Oh dear Christ on a bike!
Gis a stick, I'll kill 'em.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# those are the kind of looks that melt sticks
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# A really big stick.
A big fuck off shitty stick with bastard ugly fat bird face pummeling pointy bits.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# they might thank you for improving their looks
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I don't think you would improve their looks
if you set fire to their faces then put them out with a golf shoe.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# has the one on the left got 4 bras on?
perhaps she needs 'em
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# And those sweaty massive car crash, burst sofa fannies
nestling in a pair of fat bird pants made from two pillow cases with a map of Cyprus on the gusset. Have I gone too far?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:21, archived)
# cypuss:)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# and your major malfunction
is?......
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# blimey! you're back!
missed your acerbic wit - glad you've resurfaced...
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# I'm kinda just passing through these days.
but thanks for the comment :)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# nice to know you haven't abandoned the old place for good -
even though the quality of this post makes me wonder why we bother sometimes... ;)
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Wail aa Poyd?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
# \o/
I thought of posting this while looking at photobucket.
I scrolled down to see you already had :D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
#
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(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:12, archived)
# b3ta has TOS?!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:25, archived)
#
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(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
#
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(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
#
This comment has been removed because sock has neither the wit nor the intelligence to join in with this banter
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# would! might!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:20, archived)