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# look at these two hideous creatures..


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(souch13, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:02, archived)
# hey man, dis aint b da facebook ur lookin' for
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 23 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# hard to say which one's the bowler and which is the wicketkeeper
if i had to guess, i'd say the one with the tattoos is the bowler
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# my kinda woman
tattoo'd to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:13, archived)
# shade in the summer
warmth in the winter
and moving pictures all year round!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# thats all kinds of messed up
I like how she can't be bothered to get rid of the cig for a 60 second photo shoot.

And come on lady, they haven't made glasses like that since 1987.

And the one on the right is saying "Yeah, I use the *whole* fist."
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# I think the cig is a statement of cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:13, archived)
# or cancer
or cool cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 23 May 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I don't fancy yours much.
Oh shit! That leaves me with the other one.
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 23 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# they are both mine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 23 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 23 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# scary thing is, they are both wearing strap-ons
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 23 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# looks like
an alternate reality to Gimme Gimme Gimme
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# It's that woman who poses woodenly in a wide variety of offensive sweaters and gold lame leggings
possibly as some kind of performance art. Can't remember her name.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# click for bigger?
no thanks
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# ^ this hahahahah
(herman:D, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
#

(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# San & Tracy?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:12, archived)
# The Last Turkey in the Shop. Page 140
Tracy: Ave ye tried these crotchless knickers, San?

San: Aye I've got some of them. Dead good they are. They're not very erotic, but if you put 'em on back t' front then you don't 'ave to take 'em off to 'ave a shit.

Tracy: Wot? There's no problem in taking your knickers off to 'ave a shit San.

San: It is if your in Dixon's doorway.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 23 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:28, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Hahah:D
(herman:D, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# I can't even tell what you've shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Oh dear Christ on a bike!
Gis a stick, I'll kill 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 23 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# those are the kind of looks that melt sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# A really big stick.
A big fuck off shitty stick with bastard ugly fat bird face pummeling pointy bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 23 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# they might thank you for improving their looks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I don't think you would improve their looks
if you set fire to their faces then put them out with a golf shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 23 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# has the one on the left got 4 bras on?
perhaps she needs 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# And those sweaty massive car crash, burst sofa fannies
nestling in a pair of fat bird pants made from two pillow cases with a map of Cyprus on the gusset. Have I gone too far?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 23 May 2010, 18:21, archived)
# cypuss:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 23 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# and your major malfunction
is?......
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# blimey! you're back!
missed your acerbic wit - glad you've resurfaced...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# I'm kinda just passing through these days.
but thanks for the comment :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# nice to know you haven't abandoned the old place for good -
even though the quality of this post makes me wonder why we bother sometimes... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Wail aa Poyd?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
# \o/
I thought of posting this while looking at photobucket.
I scrolled down to see you already had :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 23 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:12, archived)
# b3ta has TOS?!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:25, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
#
This comment has been removed because sock has neither the wit nor the intelligence to join in with this banter
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# would! might!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 May 2010, 20:20, archived)