I'm more interested in the properties of moistness
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 May 2010, 18:49,
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There's the title of your first novel
right there - get to it! 'The Properties of Moistness' - as soon as you capitalise it, it has gravitas...
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enceladus,
Sun 23 May 2010, 18:50,
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Sticky, sloppy, smelly, slick and shiny.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 23 May 2010, 18:53,
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the five rejected dwarves...
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enceladus,
Sun 23 May 2010, 18:54,
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