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# yes. yes, i am.
but i appear to be suggesting that god is sans penis but avec balls.

i'm not sure i thought this thesis through very clearly, but it might explain why He was in such a shitty temper through most of the old testament.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:35, archived)
# ya know...
Your theory actually explains a lot about God.
Well done! :)
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Imagine the frustration of it!
By the time Jonah was in the whale God's balls would have been the size of mountains! No wonder He was so keen to have a son.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I have no response
Your theory is faultless...
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:56, archived)
# hmm, if god has nads
and god is everywhere, does that mean we're all inside god's nads?
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:47, archived)