They gave me an account on a cluster machine. Told me to modify input files and run code.I did. Then sat in a stinky fly infested office reading phd comics and lusting after the chick in high energy. It wasn't really my fault that the code didn't converge after a week of computation. It's probably my fault she doesn't talk to me any more.
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Wed 26 May 2010, 15:23,
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Bloody code.You should have asked her if she'd like to converge with you some evening after drinks...
This is why scientists often find it hard to make relationships.
(This is why scientists often find it hard to make relationships.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 26 May 2010, 15:25,
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