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# For k3b/-\b and the Mighty Nibus
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# * Jaffa Cakes!

I haz some... look!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Gah!
Stale cakes and congealed marmalade dipped in poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# pffft
aww, I used to make a lot of things in Tk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I first looked at python less than two weeks ago.
And had no prior programming experience. I like that language.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I miss programming
I don't think rubbish PHP counts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# This is 50% win
replace coffee with Tea to obtain your remaining 50%
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# O RLY?
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post735984
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# *click*
Let battle commence!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# *Runs*
HEY!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I like that....
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Holy crap that's some hard core coder nostagia right there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# *throws banana*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# yeah but
if coffee != "superstrong"
spitOut(coffee);
else
enjoyBevarage(coffee);
end if
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Ah, more code needed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Isn't there always.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# There's never enough code.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Or coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# huzzah!


Click for bigger (94 kb)
ed: whoops...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# now I'm lost
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I took the Fourier transform of a Tim Tam. A type of chocolate biscuit.
Also biscuit must be horribly mispronounced in my presence. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Wow. fft biscuits.
Tim Tams are ok, I guess.

Ah, I see the model interested you....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# haha, yeah it seemed like something I should have a vauge idea about.
Anyway I sent an email to my terrorist friend in physics, asking if he had any ideas. There may be a friendly phd student in on the of the theory groups that might be able to help. Some people in the condensed matter group might be able to help but they are probably all slightly disinterested. Nor would they be keen to hear from me after I wasted their vacation scholarship money a while ago...*whistles*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Ah, condensed matter would be the thing.
I might have to make the walk over.

How did you waste the scholarship money? Hookers and blow?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Not that we don't appreciate your company here,
but,

isn't it stupid O'clock where you are?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Yep.
Off to bed soon. Been a busy day. Gave another magnetism lecture and missed out on a free trip to Chicago.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Hard luck Old Chum.
(Damnit that's Caberet)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Yarp.
Birdwatching would have been good in Chicago in the summer, but they're only sending Ph.D students as they can get travel funding.
Anyhoo, I'm off to bed.
Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# just past witching.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# They gave me an account on a cluster machine. Told me to modify input files and run code.
I did. Then sat in a stinky fly infested office reading phd comics and lusting after the chick in high energy. It wasn't really my fault that the code didn't converge after a week of computation. It's probably my fault she doesn't talk to me any more.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Bloody code.
You should have asked her if she'd like to converge with you some evening after drinks...

This is why scientists often find it hard to make relationships.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# ERROR: RJLE &DAS failed to converge after 9999 iterations.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I see no beverage.straw function.
These Tim Tams are alpha.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Wouldn't biscuit = raw_input("What sort of biscuit did you buy?") have to come before the if/elif?
Otherwise, your biscuit is always "x" until after the conditionals, which I can only assume is some kind of experimental Jammy Dodger/Rich Tea hybrid...
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Ah, sort of.
I forgot to add the menu options bit. That way the bicuit = "x" triggers the menu to print. Not only that, once in the loop, biscuit is then a local variable and the value of the global biscuit can be ignored if replaced by the raw input.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I'm more interested in the Jammy Dodger/Rich Tea hybrid
I think it would need more Fig Rolls and Pink Wafers to be a commercial success
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# LOOK DO YOU WANT A FUCKING BISCUIT OR DON'T YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:18, archived)