Well, let's see...
First the plane crashed. And then the others came, but they got too curious, so they all died in the purge and everyone turned into ghosts. And then the freighter came and they bought Jim Robinson from Neighbours. And John Locke started turning into black smoke. I couldn't believe it.
/with help from Airplane II
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Thu 27 May 2010, 10:44,
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but they got too fat and died and turned into oil
and along came the Arabs . . .
![Arf!](https://s1.b3ta.com//host/creative/27460/1685008852/brian_text.gif)
![Gerroff my hat ya scurvy dog!](https://s1.b3ta.com//host/creative/27460/1685124962/pirateraccoonhat.gif)
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 27 May 2010, 10:45,
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Looks like jack picked the wrong day to quit drinking
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Victor Meldrew,
Thu 27 May 2010, 10:50,
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Jack never takes drugs in the flashbacks
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Thu 27 May 2010, 10:52,
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He did at the end of series 3
still the best mind-fuck cliff hanger evar! We have to go BACK?! Wait, w, W T FFFUUUCK?!
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Victor Meldrew,
Thu 27 May 2010, 10:54,
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Bad news. The survivors are getting thinner.
And Hurley's getting laaaaarrrrrger.
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hahahah!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 27 May 2010, 10:45,
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