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# I'd probably still prefer Boyle
over Holden. At least you know it's clean. While Holden is undeniably the more attractive of the two, all the time i was balls deep in her, I'd be distracted by the thought of stirring Les Dennis' porridge.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# *Puts off cooking dinner for a few hours*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# URGH!
*spews up ice lollie*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:21, archived)
# you dont think she ever let him touch her do you?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Of course she did,
When she wasn't fucking Neil Morrisey, of course. I can just image Les banging away at her, making noises like an orgasmic hamster before lapsing into his Mavis from Corrie impression upon hitting the vinegar strokes and staggering off to make a cup of tea, while she lies there, frustrated, in a rapidly cooling puddle of Les Dennis baby batter, before sighing, standing up and wincing as the most lively thing he's ever produced slowly drips out, runs down her thigh and stains the £14.99 polyester weave chocolate and taupe rug from Argos.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Such a beautiful mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Bloody hell
When did you start writing erotica???
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, archived)
# pfft
yuck
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# are you channelling 4dam?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Sweet mother of mercy, there isn't enough mind bleach in the world for that you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# anyway folks, I'm making porridge
seems I've got a bit excited and made too much.

anyone fancy a bowl?

I'll cool it down with some milk I prepared earlier if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:15, archived)