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# I'm a God-botherer
Have you gone off me?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I will if you sing in a pleasingly listenable rock-rap manner giving the impression that you're really anti-authority but in fact are merely peddling the message of THE MAN.
EDIT: or don't match the clothes I wear to portray posturing mentioned above*.

*May contain teenage angst, pretention, and deliciously un-self aware irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# hmm . . . prolly not
*gets inna headlock*

REPENT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# *becomes aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# god phoned, he says stop flicking his ear and ringing his doorbell
he's trying to invent a new wonder being that is half man half woman and half lobster.

He's also obviously inventing the mystical "third half"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Why'd he phone you!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# he phones in mysterious ways
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I bet it was that drawing of Adam Ant
that swayed Him


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# bet she tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)