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# HAHAHA!
My missus has love letters I wrote her about 13 years ago. They are worse than listening to Dido AND Leona Lewis at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Jeezzuussss
Whenever Dido's playing on the radio I have to stay away from shotguns
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
# See - I'm the opposite.
Whenever I hear Dido, the first thing I want to do is grab a shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Whenever I hear Dido
I think "Dildo" and giggle infectiously.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# i once moved into a new flat and found a love letter under the mattress.
it was mostly dross but ended with a poem which i can still remember to this day:

Your eyes the colour of honey,
Your skin as smooth as silk,
When I get you in my bed,
I'm going to take you to the hilt.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Romance will never die!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# A girl at uni received a poem for Valentine's*
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm looking forward
To sticking it up you."

*NOT from me
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)