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# Oh, THERE it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Yay for mix tapes!
I still have the first one I ever made.

It's title - rather touchingly, and surprisingly not-THAT-embarassingly-for-a-14yo is "The Psychedelic Emotions Of a Two-Dimensional Teapot".

Christ that's embarassing.

TOP TIP: If you meet an ex-girlfriend that you used to go out with during your teenage years, you have a coffee at hers and she offers to show you the letters you wrote her, DON'T read them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# I killed them all so that will never happen.
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
#
I burnt every shred of evidence of my teenage other half. Best thing I ever did, really closed the whole affair for me, surprisingly refreshing
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Haha tip top top-tip
I've accidentally come across (ooh vicar) old love letters I wrote and I was sooooo gay! xD
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# are you no longer a gey?
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I've had my gay jabs now.
Ooooop North we get them with our Tuberculosis vaccination aged 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Does it come on a sugar cube?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Haha I bet it does in public school
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# /Setup
/Knock down
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Do you know how I know you're gay?
Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Do you know how I know you're gay?
I saw you being bummed by Jonathon King.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# You know something lovely happened to me the other day:
I walked past a woman on London bridge, and she was wearing the same perfume that my girlfriend when I was 16 wore. It was like being slapped about the face and neck with a photograph album. I spent a good hour nostalgically mentally rambling.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# And that's a bad thing, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# It can't be bad if it feels so good can it?
I especially like the mixture of shame and bewilderment (I really should stop doing it on street corners)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# less so if you're on London Bridge
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# oh no
*shudders at the thought*

I couldn't even spell bukkake back then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha
*remembers when kinky sex was leaving the lights on.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# ...lights ON??!?
Darling - Bedroom, now.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# bedroom?
her dad's shed!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# More to the point...
...what bands where actually on the tape? Only then can we judge its true embarassingness!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Erm ... Ahem.
Well - I haven't listened to it for about 10 years, but I seem to remember backing up New Model Army with the Bangles, and Lyle Lovett to Tom Petty.

It also has a "mix" section at the end, where, sans decks, I recorded, then painstakingly rewound to the cut, snippets of songs, including the lyric from St Elmo's Fire "You broke the boy in me, BUT YOU WON'T BREAK THE MAN!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Not bad!
I found one the other week I'd called "The best Welsh album in the world...ever!" One side it was a selection of Catatonia, the other side Stereophonics.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I was a purist back then. If you're going to do a mix tape, you couldn't even repeat a band
Let alone have a whole album, unless you were going to call it "Catatonia - XXXX/Stereophonics - XXXXX".

Purist, I tell you. Not a precocious little shit at all, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# This made me proper LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# St Elmo's Fire
Smoking! Shades! Mullets! What's not to love?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d9thIPddFw
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Get a life and grow up you fucking loser! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# *clings to childhood*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# We had an album recorded by a bassist from NMA*
Very nice chap, we heard he was working at out school as part of a sentence...

* I heard they've had a few.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Yeah I'm trying to think: Moose, Morrow, Nelson, the chap they've got now.
The bass sound has always maintained the right feel, though. But yeah - I'd not thought of it like that.

I do remember a drummer friend pointing out that Smalltown England is a jazz beat, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Dave Blomberg.
Don't know how long he was with them, but he did a rather nice job of recording us lot. Made us sound better than we were.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# HAHAHA!
My missus has love letters I wrote her about 13 years ago. They are worse than listening to Dido AND Leona Lewis at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Jeezzuussss
Whenever Dido's playing on the radio I have to stay away from shotguns
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
# See - I'm the opposite.
Whenever I hear Dido, the first thing I want to do is grab a shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Whenever I hear Dido
I think "Dildo" and giggle infectiously.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# i once moved into a new flat and found a love letter under the mattress.
it was mostly dross but ended with a poem which i can still remember to this day:

Your eyes the colour of honey,
Your skin as smooth as silk,
When I get you in my bed,
I'm going to take you to the hilt.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Romance will never die!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# A girl at uni received a poem for Valentine's*
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm looking forward
To sticking it up you."

*NOT from me
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Oh god!
There are girls on my facebook that have such material, I may have to ask them to burn them just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# daaaaaaaaaaaisy daaaaaaisy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Top Stuff! But,
Moon is a better film.

*runs away!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# 2001 is a terrible film if you judge it by the usual hallmarks
Like, you know, plot, comprehensibility, dialogue etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# *nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Apparently Steve McQueen walked out of the screening
and said "This is not a Goddamn film!"
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# 2001 is a great film if you watch it listening to pink floyds echoes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfgoVZswC4k
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# I think that's the problem.
It's basically just an extended music video :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# it's a film full of symbolism that only Stanley Kubrick fully understands
he forgot to tell the rest of us.
the best part of the film is HALs death scene :*(

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I love Moon too!
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# It turned me instantly gay for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# It helps that Sam Rockwell
is a fecking awesome actor.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# And also that Kevin Spacey plays the psychotic machine :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# not seen that..goes to download it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)