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# Her command of surface tension
would serve no purpose whatsoever.

Or would it? The phrase 'Like spunk off a girl's tits' seems quite relevant now.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# not so
you see, I live beneath shallow waters with only my helmet poking out.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# pfft
My semen contains non-ionic surfactants. It shall be her downfall.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)