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# Dr Whom's companion, Amy Pondlife (though incredibly seamy)


Just a note. She's been swanning about with the Doctor a while now, and although she wears a short skirt, she's been wearing those same tights on top of the same knickers for god knows how long. She is going to have one sweaty minge. Or does the Tardis have a launderette?

Meanwhile, here's a more pleasant pic of her, nsfw if your boss/colleagues object to FHM style pictures.
www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/127995/karengillan.png
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Ready for a flaming...
...but this girl's beginning to get on my nerves. Liked her at first, but now: meh. She's quite irritating, and nowt special.

Plus, you know she's banged the groin off of that tit Matt Smith.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I like Matt Smith
He's much better than I (and probably everybody else) thought he was going to be.

I think Tom Baker should be given a cameo though.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I like him as the Doctor
but gracious, in real life he's a screaming wankbag.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# does not bother me.
I've never seen either of them outside of a few news articles.
It's not irritating to grown-ups who don't watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Still would

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Her command of surface tension
would serve no purpose whatsoever.

Or would it? The phrase "Like spunk off a girl's tits" seems quite relevant now.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# not so
you see, I live beneath shallow waters with only my helmet poking out.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# pfft
My semen contains non-ionic surfactants. It shall be her downfall.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# I think the tardis has launderette
and possibly a sauna
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Was playing her in that PC game earlier
Was fun to have the Daleks shoot her repeatedly.
Honestly, the Doctor needs a male companion who sticks around for a season. Not one that appears for a few episodes. One like Badass version Mickey or Rory...

Who was Rory again?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Rory was shit
and having assistants who are in a relationship together is also shit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Have Jack back
He'll tongue in cheek his way through a season and make it funny at least.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
Yes. Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Multiple assistants FTW
Peter Davison's doctor had about four at one point. Tegan (cor), Turlough (another ginger) and Nyssa (cor). Adric was a cunt though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Not gripped by this series. Neither of the principals are particularly engaging as characters IMHO
Have a repost from yesterday since it's got a vaguely relevant theme...

(May contain minor traces of fear)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your stick insect?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# tsk call yourself an entomologist?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
#
Don't bother to thank me.

Edit: AREN'T YOU GOING TO FUCKING THANK ME?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)