As far as know she has a boyfriend.I've known her since we were young, and I once made her cry by refusing to let her win at connect four. I wouldn't normally be interested, but she was the only straight girl there and I was already drunk when she arrived.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:32,
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...plus you know you're better than her at connect 4 mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:33,
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I'm not even that good at connect four.'ello mof.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:34,
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Well, maybe you should have offered to let her win at connect four this time in return for sex.I had a scary night out with the ward staff last night. Just 20 letchy nurses in their mid-30s and me, as my consultant abandoned me in the pub fairly early on.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:35,
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Now THAT sounds like a missed opertunity right there.I;ve spelt opertunity wrong. Fuck it.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:38,
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Or said something SAUVE like..."Play connect two with me and we'll BOTH win".
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:38,
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With 20 lesbians there, including your mum, it's not quite that easy. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:43,
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