Oh, no.
That's the worst kind of AIDS it's possible to get.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:25,
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I'm so thirsty and the fridge is so far away :(
I need a dog that I can train to fetch gin
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:25,
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I'm considering going downstairs and finding more booze.
but everyones asleep and there's a big lesbian asleep on the couch in our front room.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:28,
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