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# I'm so thirsty and the fridge is so far away :(
I need a dog that I can train to fetch gin
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:25, archived)
# I'm considering going downstairs and finding more booze.
but everyones asleep and there's a big lesbian asleep on the couch in our front room.
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:28, archived)
# You can't sober up now
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:51, archived)