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# As respectable as it might seem...
Repeatedly slamming one's face into a keyboad in a effort to compose a meaningful message is a self-defeating goal. Achieving a respectable typing rate by this method significantly hampers the skills of composition.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 4 Apr 2003, 7:56, archived)
# i once managed
to type using my nose while rather drunk, worked pretty well :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 7:59, archived)
# But...
would you consider it a marketable skill?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 4 Apr 2003, 8:03, archived)
# you're talking to a guy for who poking big bits of mtal through his genitals
is a marketable skill ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 8:06, archived)
# that was your idea
i'm probably just going to upload the vids to my site and not ask for money, but then asking for say £2 might work
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 8:08, archived)
# i was only kidding really,
but it is in some hands a marketable skill
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 8:12, archived)
# yeah, i'm not sure
i know some sick puppies out there would pay for it, but i might just see if BME will give me a decent membership for it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 8:14, archived)
# Then...
I digress. ;-)

/edit: I find that oddly appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 4 Apr 2003, 8:09, archived)
# another customer
- excellent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 8:24, archived)
# I relish the odd...
Not so odd to warrant prison time, but odd enough to grab a weird look.

You're one of my favorites.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 4 Apr 2003, 8:29, archived)
# ooh
i wasn't expecting that, but it sounds like a compliment :)
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 8:31, archived)
# Yup...
That's how it was intended. I would be more intimate, but we've only just met.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 4 Apr 2003, 8:38, archived)