Hmm. I'll have to remember this for if I ever have a pet that needs putting down, would certainly save money on vet bills.
'Hello, police? I think my goldfish has rabies!'
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I'll assure them that I wasn't bitten.
Maybe tell them it bit my neighbours, seeing as they're cunts.
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