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# you could
go and buy some toilet paper?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:37, archived)
# But
It's three o'clock in the morning here, I don't have a car, and am not interested in getting raped. Maybe the front desk has some... *thinks*
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)
# ah
now I understand. slightly trickier.

well, suggestions are: newspaper, pages of books you don't like, kittens.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)
# nooooooo
not the kittens!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Spam that'll work nicely!
What? Oh sorry I meant the Evening Standard
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:44, archived)