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# 4 pints of beer causes munters to find my unit acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:16, archived)
# why?
Does it start mouthing off?
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# i think you'll find that's 4 gallons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Well, drowning them does mean they don't struggle as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
# hello, mu
i am only here for one night, then i'm gone till a week monday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Better make the most of it mu
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Alright Smash.
Holidays is it? Leaping upstream to spawn?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
# no, housesitting :(
my mates have fucked off to palma, so i'm looking after their menagerie for them. their computer is bust, so i'm bored shitless. i'm home tonight because i was expecting a delivery tomorrow, which turned up today before i got back. needless to say, i've now got to go through all the rigmarole of trying to get it brought back tomorrow.
i am well cheesed off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)
# It's usually just a phone call.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# You: Hai.
Them: Ohai.
You: i mized my pakage :(
Them: yeh, bad tiemz :(
You: Dlivr it 2mrrw?
Them: k
You: k :)
Them: x
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
# NHS delivery
they only have a "leave a message" affair. it's a pain, as it's stuff i desperately need
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# New lungs?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# not quite that serious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# New kidneys?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# no
just medical things that make life a bit easier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# In what ways is your unit unacceptable, bro?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Length, texture, flavouring.
Sadly I let myself down with poor presentation.

I've been watching too many cooking programs.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# browning it first may have been a bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
# That's sad.
Sup toucan. Have you been revising vaginas?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
# No, I have been filling in stupid forms mostly
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Can't even cut someone open and fix their insides without filling in a form these days
It's political correctness gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
unit penis
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Ooooh his P-Unit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# You know what fiendy...
I think that might have been the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# MOO, JOKE DETECTIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Made for me by roryrattlehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Yeah well Petehix made me a bun that said my username once. I'M POPULAR TOO.
Baaaww.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# I drew you a cat once. You never even acknowledged it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
# THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME.
:C
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# We should start an "I've been snubbed by Ttssattsr" club.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# I wonder if he's trying to get every member of the b3ta to draw him a cat which he can ignore.
I'm going to write a book about this.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Goddamn I swear I didn't ignore these cats. You guys are just being jerks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Why did you hide your music
I can still see how many hundred tracks by some Korean women you've listened to in the last week, but not the order :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Girls' Generation make me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Oh damn I'm sorry, baby. Can I acknowledge it now?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# It was this one

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Yeah scruffy kitty!
I'm bored of dinosaurs, draw cats instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# I but I like dinosaurs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# im so totally un snubbed by ttsattsr
he's the best :D we so get each other like totally
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Fiend knows the score.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# He called you he and you agreed!
Proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# NO THAT'S NOT COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Too late, now. Too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)