I had a minor racist thought the other dayI frequent a cafe staffed by lovely eastern-European ladies and their service is usually exemplary, however, the other morning I was pulled into work on a bank holiday (not good) and hungover (even less good). I ordered a black coffee and toast and marmite to go, trudged off to the office, plonked myself in front of my desk, took a long swig of coffee and bit into my toast. Which was full of marmalade. I'm ashamed to say my first reaction was something along the lines of 'What has the world come to? No English person would ever make that mistake! Bloody immigrants etc.'
Then I realised I was being a monumental arse and thankfully no-one was around to see it. Until I told the internet about it, anyway.
(Then I realised I was being a monumental arse and thankfully no-one was around to see it. Until I told the internet about it, anyway.
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:57,
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hahahahaunexpected desert toast before the savoury toast!
Just think yourself lucky they weren't Americans!
(Just think yourself lucky they weren't Americans!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:59,
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i particularly like sahara toastbut gobi toast is also good
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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:00,
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You can't even make toast yourself?How lazy are you? :)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:06,
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See above RE: hungover, bank holiday morning etcnormally I take my own food in
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:15,
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was this you?(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:07,
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The amount of grey hair I'm getting now it won't be longI did see Paul the other day in the street and was incredibly proud I didn't shout a catchphrase at him
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:18,
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hahaha :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:20,
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