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# Badgers, snakes, dancers.


All you need now is a mushroom story.
(Whistling Whistler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)
# LOL FOOTBALL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# *prepares for six weeks of hell*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# not me
did you see my request in last week's newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Haven't looked yet
The technology industry has really been hitting hard as an excuse for selling flatscreen HD TVs.

Everything's either South Africa or the world cup. Even my mate's sister who has never done docos has done one on Nelson Mandella!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# I'm gathering a list of central London pubs without screens - Samuel Smiths are a good place to start
I'd planning to miss the entire tournament
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# I think it's disgusting that some pubs are charging for people to watch it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Haha really?
that's a proper tax on the stupid
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# The problem with Samuel Smiths
is you have to drink their concentrated hangover syrup.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I agree it's not good for a proper session
but for an afternoon pint or two it's acceptable

and bloody cheap
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:19, archived)
# and Marmite
Marmite
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# I had a minor racist thought the other day
I frequent a cafe staffed by lovely eastern-European ladies and their service is usually exemplary, however, the other morning I was pulled into work on a bank holiday (not good) and hungover (even less good). I ordered a black coffee and toast and marmite to go, trudged off to the office, plonked myself in front of my desk, took a long swig of coffee and bit into my toast. Which was full of marmalade. I'm ashamed to say my first reaction was something along the lines of "What has the world come to? No English person would ever make that mistake! Bloody immigrants etc."

Then I realised I was being a monumental arse and thankfully no-one was around to see it. Until I told the internet about it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# hahahaha
unexpected desert toast before the savoury toast!

Just think yourself lucky they weren't Americans!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# i particularly like sahara toast
but gobi toast is also good
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# You can't even make toast yourself?
How lazy are you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# See above RE: hungover, bank holiday morning etc
normally I take my own food in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# was this you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSuJ9b96w9U
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# The amount of grey hair I'm getting now it won't be long

I did see Paul the other day in the street and was incredibly proud I didn't shout a catchphrase at him
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:20, archived)
# COME ON VEGEMITE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# There's a recipe for that
here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# you and your bookmarks!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Hee hee
I'm trying to work out if I know the author - someone I know was talking about writing a book like this and it's obviously a nom de plume
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# :D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# yuk - nasty inferior Kraft product!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# You can blow your marmite out your arse. The second time the horrid substance would have made the journey.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# haha
'Call that a yeast based spread?'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Vegemite is bland, marmite is capable of causing physical pain.
Bland wins.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)
# You should have made up a mushroom story and squeezed it in at the bottom.
Although there's not mushroom.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# *beats with a frog's hammer*
Oh, my mistake, it's a toad's tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Funny guy
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)