Knob-related injuries are rarely funny ;)
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:07,
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At a post wedding meal / disco a few years back, was having a slash when the fella at the urinal next to me finished and zipped up with a bit too much drunken gustoAnd if I had to be honest I felt on odd mix of pity, embarrassment, (hard to look someone in the eye after you've seen them stood whimpering while trying to undo a zip without causing "bleeding") but the other emotion was a twinge of "thank fuck it wasn't me"
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:23,
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A friend of mineonce zipped himself good and proper while at his girlfriend's house. Managed to whimper her name and she came upstairs and tried to free him but just made it worse. He was bleeding quite badly and despite his protestations she got her Dad.
He ended up driving my mate to A&E where they cut him out of the zip, it was wound right round the mechanism apparently.
He was only 15.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:56,
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He ended up driving my mate to A&E where they cut him out of the zip, it was wound right round the mechanism apparently.
He was only 15.
Why did his girlfriend's house have zips?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:28,
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I once got my knob stuck in a Mangle.Last time I shag old Australian ladies.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:25,
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i think they're hysterical
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:10,
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With the exception of the Bush vs Pretzel incident. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:38,
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