would he
prefer to be attacked by one horse sized duck or one hundred duck sized horses?
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TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail,
Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:56,
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I would prefer to be attacked by 100 horse sized ducks.

It would sound much more impressive when I told people about it afterwards down the pub.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 12 Jun 2010, 13:45,
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