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# Always remember to wear protection before your little miner
goes down the 'coal mine'.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Do not believe what anyone else says....those Canaries are vicious little fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:03, archived)
# any port........
gets so ronery down there.....I used to take a full chicken(wife thought it was for lunch)"aren't you going to cook & slice it first?"..NO WAY
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# That's how I lost mine

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:24, archived)
# I had no idea there was such an epidemic of avian fucking within the mining community.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# It all begun when they started wearing those tiny braziers and stockings

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)
# *Spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Braziers?
You mean little barrels in which they've made fires?

Damned clever those canaries.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)