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# quick, shit and no idea why i did it:
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 0:47, archived)
# 100% not shit.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:22, archived)
# ^ this
and "quick, shit and no idea why i did it" would make a superb username for any lurkers out there tempted to dive in and get ripped to shreds and then happily accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Unanimous verdict.
*drums fingers, waiting for some dood to take the bait*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:33, archived)
# it's a phrase that can be used
in many many situations
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Yeah, but
if I resign from BP now I lose 20% of my pension.

That's nearly £30m! You can understand my dilemma.

And my vuvuzela.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:39, archived)
# haha
they were selling vuvuzelas here around january time...wish i'd bought one then
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Bulk cost price: 50p
Tesco retail price: £10

Wage for making the fuckers: negligible

Almost admirable, in a sickening way. It'd be hilarious if the CEO of Nike was hobbling about after having his rectum ruptured by indelicate usage of a vuvuzela.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Ditto!.. but yours is better.

I made this a LONG time ago before TG became one of the best things on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:36, archived)
# arf!
for a minute there, i thought it was a delorean and doc was just about to appear!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:44, archived)
# "philistine!"
\James May blog

EDIT: .. or he may not

EDIT (to my edit): WTF? my bed time.. g'night! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:46, archived)
# lol
burn his face off
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)