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(IWantBilly, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:31, archived)
# They could fill this board with Scarface shops for 23 days.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:36, archived)
# I'll give any b3tan a profound facial scar
for just £3.99 (plus transport costs).

Beat that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:46, archived)
# I've got one already, thanks.
Ok, so maybe "profound" is pushing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Maybe for Christmas? to please the little'uns?
It only comes once a year, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:55, archived)
# A-ha! Yes, come and scar my children, please.
Can I get a bulk discount? You could do next door's dog while you're here?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:57, archived)
# £29.99 the lot.
As for the dog, it's free. And a pleasure. You wouldn't want to watch it.
And, as the neighbour of a dog owner, you won't be able to watch it, cos I'd have already fed your eyes to the rats by that stage.

So everybody wins.

Visa or Mastercard.

(spot the ninja edit)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:07, archived)
# But, but, my eyes!
It took me ages to build up that collection!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:39, archived)
# hahahaha
watch and pay as I pop 'em, one by one, into the rats' hungry, gaping gobs.

And gouge yr face once more, for good measure, as I start humiliating the corpses.

All part of the service. We are, after all, professionals.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:45, archived)
# For just £20 I'll NOT give you a scar.
£50 and I won't break a rib.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:04, archived)
# Competition, huh?
£100 and I won't make a pathetic insult at ya over the internet, Winnie.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:11, archived)
# OOOOOooooOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:37, archived)
# *clicks neck*
*fondles crowbar*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:40, archived)
# smack the living fuck out of all you see.
I'm smashed out of my face (again, and barely awake), so I'm off.

But if you come round with the crowbar, please try to keep yr voice down. It's a simple cul-de-sac.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 4:00, archived)
# they do get posted a fair bit
www.b3ta.com/search/board/everyone/pic?q=scarface&p=3

I like the "pile of coke" 'shops better, hadn't seen this Tennant one:
www.b3ta.com/board/9373818

although Cockweasle's Brandow is hard to beat
www.b3ta.com/board/7673040
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Stop sadfacing.
I hadn't seen it before!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:37, archived)