Could have been worse I suppose,she could have named her after the train driver. Who was called Bill. Cockney Bill Smith. Slight limp on account of that injury he got doing national service. Never seen the like, a baby born on a train. Apart from the time that african bloke brought a goat on at Tottenham Court Road. He retires next year, but he's got a lot of good memories, apart from that tramp that fell on the lines.
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:29,
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He shouldn't have reversed back over that tramp thoughI didn't even know tube trains could do that. It was a right mess, the cleaning staff gave him daggers for weeks afterwards. Mind you, the goat wasn't much better. It's funny how time flies, but he's still got his memories, they can't take those away.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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