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# your end of week report is here
some of you have done very well, and for others I'm afraid I'm going to be sending letters to your parents

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue433/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
# *bends over and awaits slipper*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# *figs*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# *peaches*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# hello sexy
how are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# *scrobbles*
Good ta you?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# *glomps*
not too bad
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# *de-beans*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# *courgettes*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# There is a line of decency and that just crossed it!
*shocked outraged excited*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Poligen Ha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# I'm sure my parents will donate enough money for a new school library if I *get* good grades.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I don't have any parents
I was born in a tube
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I bet you're named after one of the underground stations
as well, aren't you? People often do that when children are born in odd places.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# h
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# i

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# c
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# 9

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Her full name is Chorizo Bank Wagon


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Could have been worse I suppose,
she could have named her after the train driver. Who was called Bill. Cockney Bill Smith. Slight limp on account of that injury he got doing national service. Never seen the like, a baby born on a train. Apart from the time that african bloke brought a goat on at Tottenham Court Road. He retires next year, but he's got a lot of good memories, apart from that tramp that fell on the lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# He shouldn't have reversed back over that tramp though
I didn't even know tube trains could do that. It was a right mess, the cleaning staff gave him daggers for weeks afterwards. Mind you, the goat wasn't much better. It's funny how time flies, but he's still got his memories, they can't take those away.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# *forges report card*
*goes back to playing Global Thermonuclear War*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# aaawk not another letter :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# words
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# *leaves in bottom of bag for 12 months*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Herring gave a good account of himself
whatever that means
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# WASPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorri-fucking-bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# That reminds me:
whoever asked him about the prunes/grapes- the answer is in this week's Answer Me This! podcast.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha xray calendar. ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# The Anne Sellors film & television cv
is wonderful.
(ccc, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# does it feature an Lacrosse Bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# everything features an Lacrosse Bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# *checks*
Ha, yes. Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# haha! It sure is....
that link was one of the first things I posted on b3ta:
www.b3ta.com/links/6385

Should have let Rob know about it sooner!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Is this why I couldn't post any new messages last night?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# no
you were being bad, that's why
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# haha - It's nice to be getting a report
rather than writing them - cheers, Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
# well i'll just collect the post before them
what do you think of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)