I like the way this guy thinks...
Manoj Siwari, from Phatehpur village, is 25 years old and says he has been turned down five times by prospective brides.
He blames the national park for his failure to marry.
Right, i'm gonna blame Longleat for my inability to get laid!
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Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:12,
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He blames the national park for his failure to marry.
Right, i'm gonna blame Longleat for my inability to get laid!
I'd rather do an ostrich
i've always fancied a tall bird with long legs
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Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:19,
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actually you might have a bit of trouble getting laid in Longleat.
Lord Bath has first dibs on all the local ladies.
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Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:31,
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Yep.
ALthough I do really want to see the erotic murals that he's daubed over large sections of the house.
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