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# Hahaha I now know your full postal address
*sends stuff through the post*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I WANT GOOD STUFF!
back in the early 90s, my mate from uni got a job in one of the sextoy warehouses that used to advertise in The Sunday Sport. He used his own mailing labels instead of the ones he was supposed to stick on the parcels.
I got some AMAZING stuff in the post, including a blow-up sheep, a penis enlarger (it didn't work, I couldn't fit my cock in the tube) and all sorts of soft-core films.

another mate from uni (a strict Muslim) received a giant black dildo, which his dad made him burn in the garden!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)