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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east_orkney_and_shetland/10401345.stm
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# shopped pics only, please.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# In the words of Noel Fielding's chav
"What is you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# ha ha, I just saw this on BBC news.
I was really pissed that I was away and missed the Streetview car when it came round our village... I had my Halloween Grimreaper outfit I wanted to wear and stand (scythe & all) in a gap in the hedge at the end of our lane.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha :D
I still think the Norwegian frogmen win Streetview in every way.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# even more than that woman in London
with the cracking norks?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# There's a woman in London with cracking norks?
I doubt this, it being such a small place and all ;) Unless it's that lady who runs the charity shop.But she only ever wears a smock type thing so it's hard to tell.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Damn it, I always miss the norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
#
here


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# piggy?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# daddy?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# awww!
that needs more OINK OINK sounds
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# POIDH
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# HAHAHA
Apparently there is a street on it where everyone was mooning!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Yours truly


just before I ran at the car with my arms in the air, but it had already taken the pic :(

my neighbours hedge was a disgrace - I cut it down a few weeks ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# yay
I've just found our road

*looks for house*

*edit* This is me - crikey - it was a while ago - the drive is tidy and I've sold the gold Hyundai
oops

sorry - code copying borked..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# er, forbes
that's my house!
WHEN DID YOU MOVE IN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha I now know your full postal address
*sends stuff through the post*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I WANT GOOD STUFF!
back in the early 90s, my mate from uni got a job in one of the sextoy warehouses that used to advertise in The Sunday Sport. He used his own mailing labels instead of the ones he was supposed to stick on the parcels.
I got some AMAZING stuff in the post, including a blow-up sheep, a penis enlarger (it didn't work, I couldn't fit my cock in the tube) and all sorts of soft-core films.

another mate from uni (a strict Muslim) received a giant black dildo, which his dad made him burn in the garden!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# put the kettle on then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# err if that is your address (or his)
i'd recommend that it get taken off here. i'm not sure i'd trust all and sundry on b3ta with my address
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# yes
I kinda noticed he removed the link and substituted with image - somehow the url retained his details when I found my domesticile

oops - code error

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# by 'code' you mean 'bilbobaileybarneybobs' don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# yes
:)

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Arrivederci, spaghetti-ohs.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# by 'all and sundry' you mean you don't you?
no dismembered body parts please, unless they are edible
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# My Dad's on there TWICE.
(twattybanjo, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# TIME TRAVEL
or you have a secret uncle who is your dad's twin AND THEY HAVEN'T TOLD YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# When they came by my old house
I was in the drive talking to a friend...I saw the car come down the street and gave it the finger as it turned around in front of the house. That finger did make it to Google for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)
# hahahahaha!
"But... but... I need more stuff"*

*what I gather takes two and half hours to say in SATC 2
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
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(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I honestly don't know which is worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# I missed the Sausage lady
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Ah'm still here
But the pull of the spreadsheets is strong this afternoon *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Most exciting thing that's happened in Aberdeen...
well, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Of course, I've got nothing against Aberdeen, or the Aberdonians.
Fine people.

Of course they pay their taxes like everyone else. But it has to be said, they are all off their tits on heroin, they speak a weird "dialect" nothing like proper english, and the women really are munters. I mean, I've nothing against ugly women - not even if you paid me(!)But seriously.

Munters.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# That's the one that used to dance.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# why the long face? :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)