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# Hahahahaha!
I mean, I've got nothing against dread monsters from before the dawn of time. But they've got to realise, if they insist on coming over to our plane of existence and taking our virgins, they have to subscribe to our values.

British values.

I'm talking about the freedom to spout ill-informed, self-contradictory, poorly-written hate, and get paid handsomely for the priviledge! You couldn't make it up, although I just did!

Cheers!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# that's reminded me of the classic Stanz quotation:
"Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension..."
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"because once I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."

/GBII
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Symmetrical book stacking - just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947...
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Where do these stairs go?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# "SHHHH! Can you smell something?"
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# "Alice, are you menstrating right now? "
"What has that got to do with anything?"

"Back off, man, I'm a scientist!"
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# they go up.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# yes, no human being would stack books this way...
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# someone blows their nose, and you want to keep it?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# GET HER!!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# and this just because of the chevron
edit: oh noes!!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)