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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# hahahaha
not Uwe'Boll! Worst of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# It's getting good now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# *hikes up skirt*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Uwe sounds the most vile of them all
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I mean, I've got nothing against dread monsters from before the dawn of time. But they've got to realise, if they insist on coming over to our plane of existence and taking our virgins, they have to subscribe to our values.

British values.

I'm talking about the freedom to spout ill-informed, self-contradictory, poorly-written hate, and get paid handsomely for the priviledge! You couldn't make it up, although I just did!

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# that's reminded me of the classic Stanz quotation:
"Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension..."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"because once I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."

/GBII
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Symmetrical book stacking - just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Where do these stairs go?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# "SHHHH! Can you smell something?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# "Alice, are you menstrating right now? "
"What has that got to do with anything?"

"Back off, man, I'm a scientist!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# they go up.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# yes, no human being would stack books this way...
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# someone blows their nose, and you want to keep it?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# GET HER!!
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# and this just because of the chevron
edit: oh noes!!
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha! Marvelous :D
that fucking Uwe Bol... Now, whenever I notice my copy of FarCry on the shelf, I think of his shitty crappy fucking cunty movie.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# As long as he never gets his hands on an African themed version...
We're all safe.
The Jackal's too good for the Bowlster
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I really did not like FC2.... strange that....
but then again, ALL licences are too good for Bol.

Yes, that's right, even "Pippa Funnell 3: The Golden Stirrup Challenge (PC CD)"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Just remind yourself there's no mutant monkeys and it becomes more enjoyable
Because shooters with mutants are so passe apparently...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# It wasn't the complete disregard of the original charaters/plot (unless something came into play later on, as I could never be bothered to finish it)
I just could never get to grips with the game, it just felt "wrong".

I really can't explain it. It was just sub-par
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Don't worry yourself
It was completely unconnected to the original one from start to finish. And it's not a happy ending either. In fact it's just not an ending.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I never watched Far Cry.
I knew it'd be terrible and didn't want to waste 90 minutes of my life confirming it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# It was painful. Very, very painful.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahaha...
It's kitty tiem!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_udqEp_YR4
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# NOOOOO!
Poor widdle kitties!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Adorable
But you know the machine's broken when the kitty escapes :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# And you know the kitties are stupid when they hang around to watch.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# They're not stupid
They're stupidly curious.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha - FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# That's not whacking.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# is that last one the WankyShit Demon?
cake?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# On the Bristol Stool Scale
He must be a 10
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# hello :D
They let you out again?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I'm going to this tonight
atmosphere004.eventbrite.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# ooooh.
*envies*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# poo monsters!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Ooooh, another furry elbow snogging?
Instead: Uwe Boll

Yet somehow very satisfying.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# hahahaha
he'll make this comic strip into a movie, and it'll rock on DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)