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# i can't grow pork pies
but i could make crisps with my lovely potatoes, if only i had some way of frying them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)
# In a frying pan?
Silly idea, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
# i don't have one
i don't eat fried food
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Large saucepans would work. Or a wok.
An inch or so of oil in the bottom. Don't let it catch fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# i may try this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)
# The hardest thing would be getting the crisps out, I'd imagine.
You'd have to do them in little batches. I suggest one of them spoons with holes in em that you use to scoop peas and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# i've got one of those spoons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
# THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR MAN?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:06, archived)
# um
a penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)
# I doubt that would be nice deep fried.
Maybe as some form of jerky...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# pfffff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Also...
Carrot, beetroot and parsnip crisps.... for the win...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# oooh, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:49, archived)