The battenbergachet is a wicked instrument of war and should be outlawed
The swiss roll one needs to be modified to an Arctic Roll Ballista for delicious cold weather warfare!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:21,
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Cayke warfare in modern times
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:32,
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This, I can verify, is 100% accurate.
Epic win!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:34,
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lovely :)
esp. the last line, very clever :D
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spesh.,
Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:35,
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The Jaffa Cake will always be an spongy engima wrapped in a chocolate conundrum with a mysterious orangey centre
:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:42,
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yes, but how much VAT should I pay?
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spesh.,
Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:21,
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NONE!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:50,
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\o/
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spesh.,
Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:52,
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