Hahahahahaha! Epic!!!!
I read recently Ollie Reed bought a racehorse, and called it Gowan Mason.
It only raced once, cos the Jockey Club (or whoever) said it couldn't keep the name, so he retired it after one race.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:04,
archived)