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# If you worked at a distillery
this sort of thing would actually count as work. There are some lucky people out there.

Bassetts in Sheffield used to let workers eat as much as they liked off the conveyor while they were working. Most people managed 2 or 3 days maximum before they stopped, especially on the jelly baby line. People on the jelly baby line do not eat jelly babies after they've worked on the jelly baby line.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I've heard that people who work on the jelly baby line can't even HAVE babies after working on the jelly baby line
and I don't work at the distillery, but for the distributor - almost as good!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I heard that jelly babies are real babies made out of jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I heard that if you kiss a baby bat
When it's older it will come back and find you and give you special cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:02, archived)
# diseases, Vaggy, not cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Oh.
Oh.

Shit!

Erm ... you might like to advise your mum to visit the clinic, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Your mum has shares in the clinic.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Your mum is bigger than the clinic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:19, archived)
# But it's the smallest clinic in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:20, archived)