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# Academic really

As they've effectively banned lunchtime boozing at work. No more sleeping under the desk for me, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Bastards, don't they realise it will affect productivity.
Oh wait a minute....
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:19, archived)
# THOSE BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Delightful!
Now back to Dark Hams please good sir.

*re-chains to desk*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:20, archived)
# ^this
More meat products possessed by evil please.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:20, archived)
# My Chorizo was possessed by something else yesterday, see sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)
# But chorizo isn't curly like pig cock..
Unless it was very very very very very obscenely long, for a collosal horny pig.

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I think it just had bits of pig cock in it.
But I feel revitalised, so I would thoroughly recommend pig cock to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I'll bear that in mind from now on
Thanks for the tip!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:52, archived)
# just eat value sausages
there just pig cock and gristle
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)
# eurgh
sawdust sausages. I hate cheapo sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Needs more giant onion creatures
Perhaps with a guest appearance from the 4th Doctor.
Other than that, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I started a pic of the new bloke the other day,
sadly managed to crash Photopaint before I finished his chin. There's not even enough digital paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:30, archived)
# How fucking dare they?
Those unreasonable cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)
# no more liquid wuntches then
: D
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# You poor sod
*heads to pub*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:25, archived)
# You should just
get drunk for breakfast instead.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I like your pragmatic approach to this difficult situation
sage words indeed
: )
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# Bad company decisions: 23

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:29, archived)
# bad show! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:33, archived)
# It took me a while many years ago to work out
two or three pints at lunchtime and subsequently feeling sleepy back at the office, might actually be related :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Must be the walk to the pub tiring you out
Take canned beer into work and split a six-pack with the chimps.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Ha!
Oh this was back in the nineties in some office in Clarkenwell, when having numerous pints at lunchtime was what all the caps did
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:42, archived)
# and there was me having a whisky tasting at work this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Swigging from a bottle at your desk is not "whisky tasting"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:41, archived)
#
bottle silver engraved hip-flask
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:42, archived)
# ^What she said
+ monogram
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaahhahahaha
hahahaha that's very silly hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# This is the WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice ears :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Pffft
class! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Next time I get an office job
I want to get an optic and a vodka bottle filled with water and just drink from it throughout the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# just get a job in the drinks industry
we need a new coppersmith apparently. Any good at braising?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Don't know, never tried it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Practical and refreshing, what more could a man want?
A picture of tits on the bottle maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# A bottle shaped like tits

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I've been thinking about doing this for a while.
It started when I thought a girl had done exactly that, only it was acutally just a very posh bottle of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:53, archived)
#
silver engraved hip-flask bottle in paper bag
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I WAS UNDER IT ACTUALLY!
actually actually, it was a proper Balvenie tasting :) hic ooo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# mmmm Balvenie
Got any Talisker?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# NO
BUT ONE OF OUR CRAPPY COMPETITORS MIGHT!

HMPH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Yes, any spare Talisker would go down a treat.
Or any Lagvullin you have knocking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# see response above
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Wrong.
Laphroig.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Peaty Islay man eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Yes indeed.
Om nom nom nom*.

*Which is actually what I will say when drinking it if the company is of high enough class that I deem they will find it inappropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:00, archived)
# extra points can be awarded if
you convince said company that making om-nom noises is how the Scots savour their whisky. Ultimate points if you do it in an exaggerated Scots accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:06, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Connery ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:09, archived)
# If you worked at a distillery
this sort of thing would actually count as work. There are some lucky people out there.

Bassetts in Sheffield used to let workers eat as much as they liked off the conveyor while they were working. Most people managed 2 or 3 days maximum before they stopped, especially on the jelly baby line. People on the jelly baby line do not eat jelly babies after they've worked on the jelly baby line.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I've heard that people who work on the jelly baby line can't even HAVE babies after working on the jelly baby line
and I don't work at the distillery, but for the distributor - almost as good!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I heard that jelly babies are real babies made out of jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I heard that if you kiss a baby bat
When it's older it will come back and find you and give you special cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:02, archived)
# diseases, Vaggy, not cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Oh.
Oh.

Shit!

Erm ... you might like to advise your mum to visit the clinic, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Your mum has shares in the clinic.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Your mum is bigger than the clinic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:19, archived)
# But it's the smallest clinic in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:20, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Not as much as
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:09, archived)