You could probably make a little ditty
Professor Fnord,
He knows the board.
la la la
Professor Fnord.
Though that's probably bordering on Professor Frink territory tunewise.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:15,
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i read that as
"you could make a little dirty professor fnord"
but anyway...
GLAVIN!
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Or is it?,
Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:20,
archived)