I had a stroke twenty minutes ago
and apart from the wooziness I have suffered no ill effects.
Other than typing this with my left hand as my right arm is as much use as Pamela Anderson on a Boggle team.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:19,
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ten minutes?
I'll be breastfeeding then...
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Jadeviper was still alive on,
Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:24,
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I believe it was the Onion that pointed out that
a fifth of jack daniels and a couple of aspirin greatly reduces awareness of heart attacks.
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zog why change it now?,
Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:02,
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