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# I had a stroke twenty minutes ago
and apart from the wooziness I have suffered no ill effects.
Other than typing this with my left hand as my right arm is as much use as Pamela Anderson on a Boggle team.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)
# can I
have a stroke?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Wait ten minutes
please.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)
# ten minutes?
I'll be breastfeeding then...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)
# I believe it was the Onion that pointed out that
a fifth of jack daniels and a couple of aspirin greatly reduces awareness of heart attacks.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:02, archived)