He never actually visits remote tribes......he just goes down to Epping forest with some homeless that he's payed to black up and prance about in loincloths...
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Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:15,
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he's got a loincloth fetish
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Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:17,
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He's got the best job in the world......pricking about in a forest making dens. He never got past being eight.
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Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:19,
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i made a denwith my throwover last week.
i'm 35 :(
(i'm 35 :(
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Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:22,
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I make dens with my daughter..."COME OVER HERE AND PLAY IN DADDY'S DEN WHAT HE'S MADE FOR YOU!"
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Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:24,
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i've got no kidsbut i still make dens, i've got 2 water pistols, i watch cartoons, i like trees if they look easily climbable, i ALWAYS want conkers in the autumn and marbles fill me with glee :)
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Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:26,
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Marbles fill you?Kinky. How far can you shoot them?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:32,
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strangely, i've never measured Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:38,
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