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# speaking from recent experience
the easiest! trust me, time not spent dealing with renewable nappies is time you can spend sleeping (hahahaha) or doing something else.

\7-week old baby blog
(prostheses, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)
# that's what I've been thinking - although it's nice to hear it from someone
... I have very good and gren intentions... but I would also like to sleep and be able to function as a person

how's the little blighter treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Forget it
As a father of four and step dad to thre just forget sleeping, eating and sex. or having a social life that does not involve packing more stuff than Sir E Hilary took up Everest
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)
# I like sleeping eating and sex
I sometimes like sexing a sleeping lady while I simultaneously enjoy a haggis bap - are you saying I won't be doing so much of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:33, archived)
# If
you can manage sex while BOTH of you are asleep, you may still be able to enjoy Sexy Tiem. Otherwise, you will be tooooo tired to even contemplate bonking. Plus Mrs Prof will be up on blocks for 6 weeks!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)
# hmmmm
still looking forwards to meeting the baby though - Wriggles (the name of the bump) has started kicking which is awesome although the missus' ribs are taking a bit of a battering

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)
# serious question time
do you get on with your step kids?
I have 1 daughter whom I love dearly and 2 stepkids that I absolutely cannot stand, despite years of trying.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)
# I'm not keen on your step kids either
you're daughter's cool though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:46, archived)
# this seems to be the general consensus
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:02, archived)
# it's absolutely amazing
but nobody prepares you for just how much time you need to spend with a new baby. if you're misses is going to breastfeed exclusively the first few weeks it'll be attached about 80% of her waking hours!

it's all worth it though. the only shit thing is going back to work after a couple of weeks.

oh, fill the freezer up before it arrives (or get mother/mother in-law to :-)...cooking time is severely limited and breast-feeding women need to eat a fair amount.
(prostheses, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:31, archived)
# May I sugest
That if you do fill the freezer, that you fill it with food.
Frozen Nappies, whilst amusing, are not nutricious
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:34, archived)
# food - right...
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)
# I read they use like 500 calories a day
making milk... !
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:48, archived)