I think we should smother him with love and kindness
until he breaks down with remorse for what he's done, and spends his life trying to atone for his crimes, a changed man. With added kittens.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:12,
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"Ok Raoul this will be your home for a while until you recover from the stress,
you can bunk down in the coal-shed - it's got extra ammo just in case you're surrounded by fucking pig scum!"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:23,
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I say get the cunt addicted to heroin then make him go cold turkey till he's clean.
Rinse/repeat in his prison cell until he decides to remove himself from our plane of existence.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:24,
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