
There was a young man called danny,
Who lived at home with his granny,
His hair was quite grey,
He really loved his clay,
But not as much as being a tranny.
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:00,
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Who lived at home with his granny,
His hair was quite grey,
He really loved his clay,
But not as much as being a tranny.

There was a young chav from Vange
Chatted a girl up called Ange
She went white as a sheet
By the smell of his feet
So he shoved his boot up her flange.
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:12,
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Chatted a girl up called Ange
She went white as a sheet
By the smell of his feet
So he shoved his boot up her flange.

There once was man called Raoul
Who committed a murder most foul
The papers did gloat
About all they knew about Moat
That they made him throw in the towel
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:29,
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Who committed a murder most foul
The papers did gloat
About all they knew about Moat
That they made him throw in the towel

There was this thug called Moat
Held a swnoff gun to his froat
Surrounded by plod
The silly old sod
Fired it and blew off his boat
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:54,
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Held a swnoff gun to his froat
Surrounded by plod
The silly old sod
Fired it and blew off his boat