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[challenge entry] ill advised celebirty sponsorship

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(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)
# it's good to rant!

'ningles good sir, how goes you?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:01, archived)
# fine fine, thank you very much
full time employed now rather than freelance so more time to waste on b3ta. hows yourself?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:04, archived)
# the other way round for me
i'm very much self employed now, working from home.

i can b3ta with only myself to blame.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Bastard.
I should like a slice of that pie, please.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)
# the first step is to be made redundant because the company you work for goes into administration
you then need to complete an intensive 6 month course of signing on to JSA to qualify as long term unemployed while looking for work in an economic downturn, before you finally say 'fuck it' i'll do it my self.

job done.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# OK.
But don't you need, like, skills, and contacts and stuff?

That's the bit where I tend to fall over.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)
# it would seem that i haz da skillorz to pay da billorz
apparently.

perhaps you should set to on somekind of noir graphic novel with your skillorz.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I'd like to do that.
I'm hoping Joe S and friends will model for me.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:37, archived)
# i do nude
but only for cold, hard cash.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# See, I do cold
For nude cash.

So we'd cancel each other out. You're hired!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:44, archived)
# do...I.... *sniff* really have to.... *sob* take my.... top off?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)
# If you ever want to see your home again, then yes.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Sex face
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)