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# Proper arts
Part of my daughter's GCSE coursework was to do a self-portrait in the style of another artist.
'Who have you picked?' I asked
'Chagall' she replies.
*looks blank because I've never even heard the name.
So we look him up and look at some of his work and then she buggers off upstairs with some acrylics to practice the style. Half hour later she comes downstairs with 'Bridge and Passion-Flower in Moonlight'

(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:34, archived)
# /Willfullly mis-reads
Your daughter is a bridge?
(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:35, archived)
# does it come in daytime colours?
i'm sure it's lovely, i'm just having difficulty seeing it :(
(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# You really need a new monitor, don't you?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Fake!
No Shark. Or helicopter for that matter.
(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Blimey. That's lovely.
*clicks*

If you turn it upside down is it a self-portrait...?
:D



(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:14, archived)
# I had noticed that
and asked why she's painted one of those weird fish that live 3 miles under water.
"oh, it's the wrong way up"
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:57, archived)
# ceci n'est pas une Chagall
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 1:03, archived)